Quotes from the Queendom

this music sounds like a frantic hip hop ice cream truck that doesn't have anything delicious inside of it.

they make dumplings so good, that when i die, i want one in my mouth when i'm in the coffin.

it was the fat kid of pda's.....

i'm like a wolf sniffing the wind.

you arrive at understanding.

I'm sorry but you've already blown awesome's asshole off.

you can be the music mistress at the food shed.

it's like a strainer for your thoughts.

people are turning themselves into cats. when i saw "the cat man" i didn't know whether to feel sorry for him or vomit.

Maybe he'll give you the recipe for a roofy-colada.

...he was either the drug dealer or the cook for the grateful dead....

there's certain things you don't say when you're hugging someone....

So I just bought 7 yards of discounted fabric for the base part of my dress at Joanne's Fabrics. It’s grey [or silver] satin with quarter sized black velvet dots all over. Daniel goes, “It’s not very um, Marie Antoinettish.” I’m like, “I had big skottish plaid in my hands before I found this”.
I’m not exactly a baroque period purist.

M: You want to see my sunburned back?
Omari: Whoa! You got two of 'em!
M: Two sunburns?
O: (Nods head.)

M: That mountain is called Mt Tam. It's about 2,000 feet tall.
Omari: I'm only 6 feet tall.

Chris: So, Bananagrams is pretty much just creative?

Perry: I'd say it's 50% creative, 50% spiritual.

A lobotomy is absolutely therapeutic. You got a problem, cut your brain out! Brilliant!

i'm doing it like a ouija board cause i want it to represent my thoughts and feelings.