Quotes from the Queendom

Maybe he'll give you the recipe for a roofy-colada.

I used to follow the rules all the time til I realized doing so really put a crimp in my style.

J: no, "transformation" isn't the word...it's more like "mutability, creativity of state change..."

M: How do you know when your state is changing?

J: I don't usually know til after.

She came to like my country and I came to like her soul.

trees prove infinity.

it doesn't matter if yesterday i was the fucking dalai lama. today, i've lost sight of clarity and have a little doubt.

Mando: Hi, Dad. what's going on?

Dad: I'm just chopping off my toes.

Mando: Did you have some whiskey first?

Dad: No, but I should have.

Mando: Whaddyado about the pain?

Dad: No pain, there's no pain.

johnson: we needed to get more social...so we headed to (s)tokyo.

mando: what was the problem?

johnson: kiwis don't use commas.

Me (cashier): You know what really chaps my ass? When customers come up shoveling handfuls of cherries into their gob.

Megan (in produce): You know where they hide the pits? In the arugula.

here's what i should do every day immediately after work when i reach the outside of the building. stand out front and at full throttle yell MY JOB IS A WASTE OF MY TIME AND I HATE IT!that would take care of the resentment i feel towards my computer, my desk, my flourescent lighting and my pencils while reminding me that i need to get the hell outta there soon.