Quotes from the Queendom

this music sounds like a frantic hip hop ice cream truck that doesn't have anything delicious inside of it.

M to guy behind the counter at the video store: What is your job title?

G: Clerk.

M: How do you define "clerk?" Like, why not "customer service person?"

G: We do it all. Customer service, retail....and we check you out.

M: Gimme a pen, I gotta write that down.

R: I mean, if we weren't co-workers....like you worked at royal grounds and i worked at starbucks...

W: You'd ride me home on your skateboard...?

R: ...I'd take you home to the wife.

R: What do you stumble into if you head out the back gate?

P: Just open space...

R: Do you sit out there with your beebee gun and wait for coyotes?

i walked in to see them at about 4:23. he sat on the couch, just home from a landscaping day. his blue eyes sparked and dazzled under his dirty green cap. this plus his wide, slow grin inspired me to bend backwards over the ottoman. i announced this was part of my back walk-over training. i inadvertently implied seduction by exposing various parts of my otherwise fabric-covered midsection.

he prolly had no clue.