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Aretha Franklin, undeniably.
Jefe At Rakinos, after several days of backyard shakin' to DJs around Auckland and identifying songs we recognized. This song was R-E-S-P-E-C-T and dylan c didn't even mix it. It was Aretha, straight up.
November 22, 2007|A-town, New Zealand
I'll take the tallest, longest, blackest thing you got.
Found a wishbone from a chicken I'd f&cked up the other day. Offered a side to Slammo and wished that a particular client would f$ck straight off. No idea what she wished for, but could have been the same. Snap. Both legs broke off and that center bit, the part that says, "I win!" went spiraling through the air and landed on the floor. Left each of us with the loser side. Having spent the day dealing with taxes and immigration I should have known better. Double f&cked wishbone!
Jefe: We have a few bars in Auckland where we're the only ones there. Just us. Great sound systems. We bring along some congas, records and pick up a few things here and there.
M: What do you call that?
Jefe: It's called, "Thursday."
johnson: ah, man, i need to sort out my stomach...
kev: too much beer, or what?
johnson: nah, man. the chicken i had for breakfast had that lean to it. You know how chicken gets that lean?
johnson: we needed to get more social...so we headed to (s)tokyo.
mando: what was the problem?
johnson: kiwis don't use commas.
i was like, damn dude, how do you even?
it's the clipper.
m: happy wedding!
j (groom): isn't it?
The poor colon is a much ignored internal organ.Let's be honest, are you more worried about changing your oil than maintaining your colon?My dear friends, if you are not cleansing your colon on a regular basis, would you please begin today?Let's talk stools.
Experience without learning is better than learning without experience. All work and no play makes Juck a dull boy.
Jefe From the cover of the notebook I was given on the first day of my new job in Tokyo. Stationary as a literary art form.
June 26, 2001|Cyberspace
Good god, someone help this woman shift her load. You've seen her closet. James is off the hook being in NYC; Slammo and I are conveniently in Chicago, but you others have no excuses. Just the boas alone are enough to break a medium-sized man's back. And then there're the shoes.
Jefe upon monkey's announcement to leave the Buena Vista Social Club and move to the "dorm room."
May 9, 2001|Cyberspace
no. never. you will use a text editor only. you will not use a wysiwyg editor like front page or golive or netscape composure or frick and fucks html in a coffeecup of mocha skim buttcrack. you will use a text editor. and when some asshole at a party asks what you use to do html you say a mojito. extra mint. when you think you've put in way too much mint, put in a little more. get one for yourself while you're at it.
i like trips. trips and journeys, expeditions, peregrinations, travels, treks, excursions, jaunts, junkets, sallies, cruises, voyages, pilgrimages, progresses and sometimes safaris.
Jefe upon me telling him i was gonna send him (and sweetbaby) on a trip as thanks for his genius.
March 23, 2001|Cyberspace
if it's one thing that make my ass flare it's an ethnocentric joe someschmuck all up in it about his geography being the end-all-be-all of incarnation. have some empathy, would you joe? or at least some modesty, for the sake of fuck. good topology is as much a state of cognition as it is a set of lat/lon coordinates. take a sidhartha-minute and cool your jets, rand mcnally.
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