...he was either the drug dealer or the cook for the grateful dead....
deejae ashley on the guy who told her about olive oil and salt on ice cream.
October 8, 2011|Soul Francisco
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Sitting in Country Station Sushi:
M: Let's pretend we're in a cartoon.
D: You are a cartoon.
deejae
March 12, 2006|soul francisco
M: Have you had your birth chart read? Do you know if you have any sagittarius in there?
D: Yea, I don't know? Why? Do I act like it, what are the traits?
M: Ummm, you do your own thing, sorta non-committal...
D: Oh, that's cause I'm from Vermont. I do what I want, I'm from Vermont.
November 13, 2005|the gymnasium, noe valley, frisco
M: How many female ejaculators do you know?
D: Maybe a half-dozen or so....about a six-pack.
August 1, 2001|soul francisco
Who comes out on a Friday and announces they're leaving town on Monday?
July 6, 2001|Zeitgeist, SF
The only thing swingin' around more than that chair was Kimmie's tongue.
deejae After asking him to recall the chair dance (Britney Spears style, by me) to NSYNC at the Fog and the Fiddle.
April 4, 2001|soul francisco
The cake was such a hassle... it wouldn't go in the back seat, we're in the truck and the cake was causing friction between us.
deejae on why Nettie gave him a Tupperware cake holder.
February 21, 2001|soul francisco
