Quotes from the Queendom

R: I mean, if we weren't co-workers....like you worked at royal grounds and i worked at starbucks...

W: You'd ride me home on your skateboard...?

R: ...I'd take you home to the wife.

M: On the myspace hooch, there is a maddening box to check to show your annual salary. Who's gonna check the $24-$35k per year box? I mean, why bother?

J: I make "why bother" every year.

mando: i think before i pick my film crew, i need to make sure none of the "artists" are gonna drive me crazy

morgan: how would that happen?

mando: artists are whack. most people are whack

morgan: sho nuff, I don't like the really flakey ones

mando: or did you mean, how do i get driven crazy?

morgan: yeah like if someone was constantly poking you in the kidneys saying hey! do you have a kidney stone? hey!

mando: they would have odd somatic idiosynchraZiesor, they would talk. sometimes talking makes me annoyed.

M: who was more important? james brown or gerald ford? ha ha ha ha

JDeBlij: no contest. Ford had no apparent talent whatsoever

M: NEVER saw that guy heavily rotate ANYTHING.

T: He always sang like he was 72...

M: Like he'd drank whiskey for 72 years...

T: Like he was on his 72nd shot of the day...

m: hey, toni, how do you explain bad taste in music?

t: one man's floor is another man's ceiling.

adam: yea, red wine and coke, too...somehow on a hot day, warm red wine and warm coke is good.

m: oh, man, that'll give you a stomach ache...

adam: oh, no, these guys down there have more problems than stomach aches. they're thieves.

m to party guest: Blueberry blunt?

guest: No, thank you.

m: I said, "Blueberry blunt?" Did you not hear me?

(hand reaches out)

guest: okay.

James: Walkie Talkie is in the list of my top 5 favorite words.

Mandy: what's in the #1 spot?

James: Rocksteady.

Charlie: Mine's not jubilee.

James: How about hoedown?

Charlie: That's a different thing....